Where Do Easter Eggs Come From?

Now that my birthday has passed, and I want to send a HUGE thank you to everyone for yesterday by the way, I am going to start talking a little about Easter... Not a lot, it's one of those holidays that I'm not really interested in, with the exception of little chocolate eggs anyway, yet I've always wondered where the Easter BUNNY gets eggs from... 
Rabbits don't lay Eggs... Chickens lay Eggs, yet the holiday is all about the bunnies... I know there is a religious context there too but a lot of people forget that anyway, and really what do chocolate eggs have to do with ANY religious tradition, unless there is a church of Chocoholism... 
BUT if Chocolate Eggs, come from Easter Bunnies, how are they made... I FOUND proof of how they are made... 

Easter Eggs come from Bondage sessions between Chickens and Bunnies... Though OK I'm going to be admit that I'm with a cock in bondage... He's really enjoying making Easter eggs... 
The Bunny outfit is actually something that comes from 1313 MockingBird Lane at the new event Red Light District. This is an even that is already open and running until April 8th. It's a VERY barely there harness, mask and warmers are available individually but they are all colour co-ordinated and such a fun set.  
I added some adorable Nessa Nipple Piercings with the outfit, not that you can clearly see them in the picture really - so I have added the ad board created by the piercing designer Zombie Suicide. As an FYI these are available at the Whore Couture until March 31st! 

What is she wearing;
Mask: 1313 Mockingbird Lane - March Hare Mask (Available until April 8th at Red Light Distract) 
Hair: #Foxy - Sugar. 
Skin: Glam Affair - Seya in Europa 2 
Harness: 1313 Mockingbird Lane - March Hare Harness (Available until April 8th at Red Light Distract) 
Nipple Piercing: Zombie Suicide - Nessa Nipple Piercing (Available until March 31st at Whore Couture) 
Warmers: 1313 Mockingbird Lane - March Hare Warmers (Available until April 8th at Red Light Distract) 
Shoes: #EMPIRE - Kanaio 
Pose: Signature Pose - Riley (No Longer Available!)
Rooster: Schadenfreude - White Rooster Chicken 
Eggs: Mesh India - Color Eggs 
Bed: Pet-It! - Nest in Bumpy